My Dream Needs Help

*Casual Question will be at the end of the blog. I promise. Pinky swear, no really. Geesh.”

Kinda stuck in my own muck and don’t seem to know how to push forward. I write the words. I want to share the words I have collected. I like to arrange them into a format that is fun, exciting, scary, and maybe a bit sweaty in places, but worth a read. My problem is…how do I get the right people to read my words? I have written the dreaded query letters for each of the books and the much HATED synopsis. I have sent them out and get **chirp, chirp** crickets. BUT, I WON’T STOP!! I’m no quitter. I may cry a little (tons). I may feel unworthy a touch (a lot), but I’m no quitter (I’ll just hide in my closet and eat a bag of cookies).

So, seriously, where do I go for help? Any book suggestions, websites, soothsayers, palm readers, oracles with knowledge of literary needs…? This is my actual dream. I want to bombard the world with my tilted perspective on many topics, like, terminal cancer, sin eaters, serial killers that live with their mothers, an incubus preacher, a killer that doesn’t like to be near blood, you know…silly stuff like that. I’m entertaining to have at parties!

Who wants to help? Who has answers to all my literary question? Talk to me!

please

Okay- enough of my whining. Let’s get to some questions.

Today we have…

#7. What job would you be terrible at?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I think we just covered that above. Sales, sales, and sales. I can’t even sell me and I’m pretty frickin’ awesome. I guess I would suck at it because I hate pushy salespeople. Let me look around a bit before you pounce on me and try selling me something ridiculously expensive and that I don’t want anyway.

That was too easy to answer so let’s do another.

#8. When was the last time you climbed a tree?

That would be never. Nope. Not once. The reason is I watched my cousin get his foot caught between to branch and when he tried getting free he fell and dangled from said ankle, which was now broken. I was six and decided that I had no need EVER to climb a tree. Cat stuck in the tree? Nope- he got up there he’ll figure out how to get down.

in a tree

At least he has a plan ^^^^ cuz I’m not going up to get it- even if it is a fur baby. Nope- not happenin’.

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Well, that was less than my normal awesomeness- but I feel better. If you have any answers to my question, serious or otherwise, share them with me.

Until next time boys and girls…

Find joy. Be joy. Enjoy.

 

 

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