INVASION!

He is coming! He is coming HERE- tomorrow! Argh! Run! Run! Oh- wait. He is fat and slow and eats too many cheeseburgers. He won’t follow or chase you because you are not important. You are not HIM. You are not the point of him coming here. He is coming here to pat himself on the back. To tell you how awesomely amazeballs he is and that’s all.

Trump, or as I like to call him “Lord Damp Nut”, is coming to Granite City, Il and will, literally, be a few blocks down. I could sit in my front yard and watch the shit show without leaving my own property. He is coming to taut his tariffs and how “very good” they are. They are soooooooo good he had to offer a $12 billion bailout to farmers for financial losses. Yup, he’s a genius. Just ask him. He’ll tell you in capital letters on Twitter.

I am disgusted by this trash fire of an administration. Argh! Seriously, how impressed can you be when you Google “idiot” and his picture is the first to pop up?

Canada…can I come live with you? You look awesome and friendly and have wonderful programs for your people. I’ll bake cookies. I make really good cookies!

Gotta go makes plans to be anywhere but here- gross.

Find joy. Be joy. Enjoy.

Author: Ticia Rani

I am...interesting. I am a writer, dreamer, mom, wife, veteran, friend, villain, and the wearer of many hats, but I don't look good in hats- go figure. I LOVE TO WRITE. I want to tell stories. I want to make you laugh, cry, and scare the crap out of you, and make you ask "why the hell did you do that?" I want to make you cheer my characters on or want to shake the crap out of them for things they say and/or do. I want to bring you along for the ride. Ready? Set?...READ!!! View all posts by Ticia Rani